August 2009
18 posts
40% of Tweets are Pointless Babble
According to the experts, there are officially 6 different types of tweets:
1.News
2.Spam
3.Self-promotion
4.Pointless babble
5.Conversation
6.Pass-along value.
The experts have said that over 40% of all tweets fall into category 4, “Pointless Babble.” But seriously, who are these doucebags to judge Kim Kardashian and say that her tweets about going to the gym and using a sexy...
Perfect Formula For A Viral Video + Script to...
We’ve been doing extensive research at the STD Lab on what really makes the perfect viral video. After intense focus groups and quantitative and qualitative analysis we’ve finally found a formula to explain viral success. It goes like this: sex, children, animals, voyeurism, shock and absurd humor.
After understanding this list we have devised a system to weigh the importance of each...
Michael Jackson Rises From Dead, Causes Social...
TMZ has reported that Michael Jackson has risen from the dead and is taking over Facebook and Twitter to show the world that he is the true media saviour. They are reporting that a Michael Jackson avatar has also launched a vicious attack on Second Life. Many argue the validity of whether or not Jesus really rose from the dead 2000 years ago, but who can deny what’s happening right now? TMZ...
"S.T.D Lab" T-Shirts Going on Sale Soon
Get your pre-orders in now. No better way to start a conversation with a sexy stranger.
Moses, Jesus and Mohammed Now On Twitter
The question is…Which saviour will have the most followers?
5 Ways To Tell If You Are You A Real Social Media...
5. You connect horny singles online
4. You know how to help me lose weight
3. You have dozens of ways to make penises bigger
2. You can get cash for gold
1. You have a webcam show
5 Ways To Use YouTube To Make Your Children Famous
5. Give them drugs and ask them complicated questions
4. Let them bite each other and laugh at them
3. Ask them to do dangerous things and record them getting hurt
2. Paint their faces and give them drugs before they are interviewed by reporters
1. Teach them to dance like Beyonce
How To Make A Video Go Viral
Show your tits.
Top 5 Ways To Grow Your Social Network With...
5. Give yourself important sounding titles
4. Create LinkedIn accounts under a pseudonym and give yourself recommendations
3. Read AdAge and say you specialize in whatever is new and buzzy
2. Use the updates like it’s Twitter and tell everyone what you’re doing
1. Post available jobs, then say you just hired someone.
Top 10 ways to get more followers on Twitter
10. Call yourself a “social media guru”
9. Invite people to parties
8. Post naked pictures of yourself
7. Post naked pictures of celebrities
6. Post useful information
5. Pretend to be a celebrity
4. Make a sextape with a celebrity
3. Pay people to be your friend
2. Be CNN
1. Be a celebrity