We’ve been doing extensive research at the STD Lab on what really makes the perfect viral video. After intense focus groups and quantitative and qualitative analysis we’ve finally found a formula to explain viral success. It goes like this: sex, children, animals, voyeurism, shock and absurd humor.
After understanding this list we have devised a system to weigh the importance of each element and have created a video narrative that we firmly believe will become the greatest viral video ever made.
We have decided to make the script public and ask your help to raise $50,000 to produce it. Please read the story below and do the right thing…donate to see this video become a reality.
:90 “The Under-Age Kitten Contest”
Open on two kittens playing next to a child who is asleep on a couch. The video is shot handheld by someone who is giggling. Seemingly a slightly older sibling of the sleeping child. In the background porn noise comes on. The camera looks around in POV then turns back to the kittens. They are now having sex against the sleeping child. The twist… they are doing it doggy style to a Snoop Dogg song that’s come on during the porn. The kittens start going at it really hard and suddenly the kid wakes up. He grabs a kitten and throws it off of him. But because the kittens were having sex the other is stuck inside of it and goes flying with it onto the floor. The kid looks down at the kittens in complete disbelief and looks up at his sibling with the camera and starts crying. Immediately the sibling starts laughing uncontrollably. The camera is accidently turned down and we see the kittens going at it in the corner of the frame while the younger child keeps crying and the older sibling laughs louder and louder. Cut to black.
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