The S.T.D Lab

Using Story, Technology and Design to create the most contagious and viral phenomenon on the internet.

8/12
2009

  • 40% of Tweets are Pointless Babble

    According to the experts, there are officially 6 different types of tweets:

    1.News

    2.Spam

    3.Self-promotion

    4.Pointless babble

    5.Conversation

    6.Pass-along value.

    The experts have said that over 40% of all tweets fall into category 4, “Pointless Babble.” But seriously, who are these doucebags to judge Kim Kardashian and say that her tweets about going to the gym and using a sexy spray tan are pointless babble? I mean seriously, do they actually think about what she says? Next they are going to say they have more followers than Asthon Kutcher? I bet they’ve never gotten laid.